This shit is chimichangas!

So the other day, my girlfriend asked me what gelato was, and my response was
“it’s milk and eggs, bitch.”
Thankfully, she caught the reference.
And I realize that’s the only reason I know what gelato is.

Can we please talk about how “Slender”s Slenderman looks like a bad guy from the N64 Goldeneye?

Hey, Conlan, Kenna, XAVR. Y’all free tomorrow?

Me: *making milkshake really really loudly*
Little brother: Is that a milkshake?
Me:Do you see any boys in my yard??
Little brother: ….No.
Me: Damn straight.

Dead Space play through reaction

First 30 minutes

1min
Me:

5min
Me:Ooohkay. This way…

10 min
Me:…Ah! DIE DIE DIE *dry sobs*

15min
Me: *turning around every 3 steps* puzzles…puzzles….

25min
Me:idunwunnanoooo
Little brother: dude, you okay?

30min
Me:nope. Nopenope. NopenopenoPENOPENOPENOPEAHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do you ever have those days where you know you’re not good enough at everything you endeavor to do?

therealbenyonce:

me neither 


Don’t give a shit about either.

therealbenyonce:

me neither 

Don’t give a shit about either.

raikouken:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern


gonna go catch me a slippery dick

raikouken:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

gonna go catch me a slippery dick