Slide to the left
Take it back now y’all
Cha cha real smooth
Right foot lets stomp, left foot lets stomp
Everybody clap your hands
How low can you go? Can you go down low?
All the way to the floor?
this was funny until it wasn’t
IT WAS SO FUCKIN’ GOOD UNTIL THIS MOMENT.
smack that ass from 8 feet away
Remember when this happened. :’)
A year later, I am still laughing at this.
"But seriously, what have women even accomplished anyway?"
Awesome women being awesome :)
(I hope that’s legible) (source)
Ada Lovelace: The first computer programmer.
Mary Shelley: The creator of science fiction.
Madeline Albright: The first woman to become Secretary of State of the United States.
Janet Reno: First woman to become Attorney General of the United States.
And here’s a whole list of women who have been elected or appointed to lead their countries.
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
Fucker in my pod is like “OH THEY”RE TOO SMALL THEY CHOKE MY DICK, LIKE THEY STRANGLE IT” I wasted a condom to PULL THE THING UP TO MY FUCKING ARM AND SHOW HIM IT DIDNT STRANGLE IT, I TOLD HIM “IF YOURE THAT LARGE YOU MIGHT NEED TO GO SEE A DOCTOR”
A reservoir that has turned blood-red as a result of mining pollution in Sháoguān, China.
The earth, she bleeds from the wounds we cause…
I feel responsible, all right?
The Lindbergh baby — that’s on me.
Unemployment — my bad.